Yoto Says: Three hilarious portal adventures where every shower blasts Felix into a new world… usually without pants!
In this three-book pack, Felix discovers that the most ordinary part of his day—having a shower—can launch him into extraordinary worlds filled with danger, creatures, and catastrophes he never saw coming.
Shower Land 1: Break the Curse
Felix hates Mondays. Dad’s yelling at him to get up. His little brother, Olly, is being super annoying. So when Felix shuts the bathroom door, he wishes he could get away. He turns on the shower and . . . REEEEKKKKKK! Felix finds himself standing in the middle of a field . . . naked . . . with an army of soldiers charging at him.
Step 1: Avoid flying pitchforks!
Step 2: Find some PANTS.
Step 3: UM, IS THAT A DRAGON?!?"
Shower Land 2: Feel the Freeze
Felix refuses to shower. Last time, he ended up in another world. But Dad and Olly have noticed he smells pretty bad. At least he’s prepared this time, wearing bathers just in case. He turns on the shower and . . . REEEEKKKKKK! Felix finds himself on a mountain . . . knee-deep in snow . . . and freezing in speedos!
Step 1: Find pants AGAIN.
Step 2: Rescue kids from a giant YETI.
Step 3: WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Shower Land 3: Walk the Plank
Felix’s shower is a portal to another world. Never fear. He’s ready for anything this time, with a backpack full of survival gear. He turns on the shower and . . . REEEEKKKKKK! Felix finds himself in the middle of the ocean . . . sinking . . . but there’s a ship on the horizon.
Step 1: Don’t drown.
Step 2: Don’t think about sharks.
Step 3: WHO IS THAT MYSTERY GIRL?